a thinly veiled cry for help

color-palettes:

0719 - Check out this guy’s photography!

#17345d #516ca3 #9c768b #f7846d #fc8c02 #fece00

ishipitlikeups:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

Tip #1: DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE ON FIRE I REPEAT:
DO
NOT
MASTURBATE
WITH
FIERY
HANDS.

ishipitlikeups:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

Tip #1: DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE ON FIRE I REPEAT:

DO

NOT

MASTURBATE

WITH

FIERY

HANDS.

callmeoutis:

you should read good omens because one of the characters is canonically a homoromantic asexual angel who likes sleight of hand tricks even though he is literally magic

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

spicyshimmy:

you insult james tiberius kirk, you insult me

kaijubat:

you know it was a bad breakup when someone returns to their home planet and begins a sacred ritual to rid themselves of all emotion

weloveshortvideos:

How best friends fall down

Vine by David Lopez

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

longlivethetribbles:

museaway:

actuallyjameskirk:

gladamfan:

Having trouble to let go of your hubby, Spocki? ;)

thank god the feeling is mutual


#the slow spirk caress (via obsidianembrace)

longlivethetribbles:

museaway:

actuallyjameskirk:

gladamfan:

Having trouble to let go of your hubby, Spocki? ;)

thank god the feeling is mutual

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 (via obsidianembrace)

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One of the strongest taboos in Vulcan culture is making uninvited physical contact. Even husbands and wives often only touch each other with one or two fingers at most in day-to-day situations. Contact such as hand-holding, hugging or kissing is unknown in civilized Vulcan behavior.

(via first—officer—spock)

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sinisterscientist:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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Before the pictures loaded I thought you were talking about the band imagine dragons. I imagined the guys from imagine dragons sleeping like giraffes

Is there a demisexualfunfacts thing out there somewhere
Anonymous

bisexualfunfacts:

i have heard of demigender facts but if any of my followers knbow about demisexual pls reblog and tag the blog

demisexualfacts.tumblr.com

shegsybellsshegsybells:

emmagraceful:

so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”

and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it

and then he kissed it

the child is the chosen one