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Tip #1: DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE ON FIRE I REPEAT:
you should read good omens because one of the characters is canonically a homoromantic asexual angel who likes sleight of hand tricks even though he is literally magic
So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:
and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that
And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.
you insult james tiberius kirk, you insult me
you know it was a bad breakup when someone returns to their home planet and begins a sacred ritual to rid themselves of all emotion
How best friends fall down
Vine by David Lopez
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command
I kind of love asgardians. Most people would be kind of miffed that someone hit them with a car twice and tasered them. He’s just like “SHE HAS BESTED ME IN COMBAT! LET US FEAST TOGETHER!” and I can really get behind that.
I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.
They just know better.
damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.
Having trouble to let go of your hubby, Spocki? ;)
thank god the feeling is mutual
Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do
Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo
Maybe they sleep like camels…
or…. uh… snakes?
Or maybe they sleep on trees
Before the pictures loaded I thought you were talking about the band imagine dragons. I imagined the guys from imagine dragons sleeping like giraffes
i have heard of demigender facts but if any of my followers knbow about demisexual pls reblog and tag the blog
so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what dat emmie?”
and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it
and then he kissed it
the child is the chosen one